“My first words, as I was being born... I looked up at my mother and said, 'that's the last time I'm going up one of those.”
~ Oscar Wilde on on being gay
"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light. Etc, etc, etc..."
When God finally got bored masturbating over the dinosaurs he decided to create Adam so he could screw him instead. After watching poor Adam racking his wrists alone God gave him a good ribbing and created Eve allowing the family tradition of screwing yourself to continue. Adam and Eve had a whole lot of sex to create two children (both boys) who then had sex with each other (or possibly their mother) to create more children who then also had sex with each other. Nothing wrong there you understand...
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A frase de O.Wilde é brilhante, mas ele não cumpriu, eheheheh... (teve filhos).
muito bom!!!!
Mas gostei especialmente do: "When God finally got bored masturbating over the dinosaurs..."
É uma leitura tão interessante. Todos os dias ando a fazer pesquisa de alguma coisa nesse site maravilhoso ^^
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